She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
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They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
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Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
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