Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
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We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
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Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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