: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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