I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
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He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
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There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
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