He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I love you. Go after that dick
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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