She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
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At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
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I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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