Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
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If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
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In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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