So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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