Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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