I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
being pregnant is like rehab
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I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
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Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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