i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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