I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
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dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
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I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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