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(502): View more from Kentucky

i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.

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(802): View more from Vermont

It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.

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(816): View more from Missouri

Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude

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(850): View more from Florida

Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?

(1-850): View more from Florida

You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.

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