How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
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Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
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How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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