you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
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every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
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Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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