..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
You're so nebulous sometimes
he thought i was a dude.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
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fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
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Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
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