I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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