Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
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she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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