Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
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Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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