Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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