i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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