try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
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woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
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omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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