mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
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Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
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Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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