Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Randomize