I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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