She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
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He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
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drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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