No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Randomize
