Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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