What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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