I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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