its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
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and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
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I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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