My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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