i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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