Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
COCAINE IS GR8
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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