There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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