when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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