You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
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There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
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I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I'm always down for nudity.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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