BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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