I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
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and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
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A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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