Grow some girl-balls and come out already
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
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Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
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It's rum buckets o'clock
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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