I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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