He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
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he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
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i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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