It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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