hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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