fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
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Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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