I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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