Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
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is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
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So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
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how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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