if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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