this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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