Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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