We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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