I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
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She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
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He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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