Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
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just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
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I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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