I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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