And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
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If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
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I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
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You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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